Online dating is literally the worst! A few months ago I signed up for LDSPlanet.com, a dating website specifically for LDS singles. My eyes were opened to a whole new world of interesting people. Seriously guys!!! I may die an old frumpy cat lady... My birthday is coming up, just buy me a cat now.............
Here are 10 different types of people on LDSPlanet.com. Enjoy.
10. The guys with really great hair:
9. Mirror selfies:
8. High school pics: (um... I don't want to date a 12 year old)
7. Missionary profile pics:
6. Just a guy who wants to find someone to share his bicycle with: (I actually know him and he is super awesome! Ladies... If you want to share a bike with this man I can hook you up!)
5. Profile pics that make you say "WHAT???? Let me guess... you have a really great personality..."
4. Edward Cullen impersonators
3. The creepers: ("He's climbin' in yo windows, he's snatchin' yo people up, so ya'll betta hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husbands cuz they're rapin everybody out there...")
2. The straight up wack-jobs:
1. The 62 year old... but don't worry, he looks and acts 40:
Well guys... that basically sums up why I'm single and why I hate online dating....
Whit I've never tried online dating but thought you should know you are freakin hilarious!
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